job hazards

Last night, Lily was decked out for the fourth time that day in full princess garb, heels, the works.

Lily: "Poppy, come princess dance with me!"

Matt, laughing: "Ok, babe.  Lily, do you want to be a princess when you grow up?"

Lily: "Nope!"

Matt, surprised:  "Really?  I thought you loved being a princess!  Why don't you want to be a princess when you get big?"

Lily: "The clothes are too itchy.  Let's dance!"